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It's called allegory pal; it helps amplify his point, rather than resort to hollow jargon. But go on, find something to nitpick so you can establish yourself as the most informed white male (trademark).

Mark Sanchez automatically triggrs the Benny Hill song in my head. Sam Bradford triggers the "Whaugh Whaugh" sad sound in my head. I've already ordered direct TV just so I can watch every Eagles game. I don't want to miss that moment Bradford is injured and it goes from Whaugh Whaugh sad sound to Benny Hill in my…

This. Not to mention the fact that anthropologists and evolutionary psychologists aren't necessarily all in sync with the "we evolved to be polyamorous" theory. There are a few different schools of thought that say a few different things.

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

Lynch: 24 carries, 102 yards, 1 TD, 1 catch for 31 yards (that kickstarted what should have been Seattle's game winning drive)

I am all for advanced stats and I think we are at a point in history where you can tell that the better teams are utilizing them while the worse teams often are not and many idiot sportswriters who can't be bothered to look them up because they think math is unmanly are being shown to be the dinosaurs they are.

WOW! Absolutely unbelievable. Someone actually took a landscape video.

I've reached a point in my life where I just roll my eyes and stay quiet if I ever overhear some asshole's racist, homophobic, bigoted, etc. rant. It's not worth wasting breath or energy to argue. People have stupid opinions all the time and blasting every last person who has one is an exercise in futility.

So he tests positive for something that is LEGAL for anyone over the age of 21 in this country and he gets a 1 year suspension? Josh, go play in Canada and catch 40 TDs a year for the rest of your career and drink all the Molsons you want.

See, you want to be on the side of the line where it was, " Joe just didn't realize what was going on."

He was aiming for a full stadium but he missed...

Kyle Korver looks like the kind of guy who, if his last name was spelled Corver, his parents would have spelled his first name "Cyle."

As a Seahawk fan, I don't know why you would ever have cared about Manning. Your team sucked throughout his whole prime, then kicked his ass when he was over the hill...

In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...

How I loathe the "[descriptor] noun is [same descriptor]" construction. I wish someone would euthanize the shit out of it and staple it to the wall as an example to other commentariat cliches. Or at least let the Rangers guy piss on it.

It is rude. That's the right word to describe it. Literally any of us who sit at our shit desk jobs commenting on sports would give almost anything to be an NFL-level player of any quality - even a benchwarmer - for one game - let alone be someone as good as him. Yes he works hard for it, but this isn't like…

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.