Yeah, that's why I hate Paul Thomas Anderson, Cormac McCarthy, Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, etc. Why do they all have to be so damn serious?

Can we please start talking about what the hell this thing is????? Yeah, I can get behind most of what's going on here; spaceships, wormholes, warp technology.... wait... what the hell is this walking Lego thing? I assume it's some kind of robot, but what purpose does a robot with this configuration serve?

"Goddamnit son, didn't I teach you to keep your OCs in line?"

But if you check the tape, he actually did turn to look before waving off the play.

Personally I'm surprised it took 14 whole minutes before someone posted a "Jobs is turning in his grave" comment.

Oh that was not intentional. He tried to hurdle and jumped WAY too early

Ze Sad Boys

First of all: this article is incredibly interesting.

30 years from now you will probably not remember me referencing Jorak Tavaress.
(The giant cat that takes over the world in 2044)

Even Vasiliy suffers from a pathological inability to convey his knowledge to others. His office is filled with vampire corpses, and he didn't think to alert the police, even with an anonymous tip? He was ridiculously vague with his own father, instead of simply telling that there are hundreds of crazy people in the…

Kindegarteners know not to run into traffic. This is not a hot take.

Did many people care about global warming 20, 30 years ago? Do many people care now?

More games like this please.

Because maybe, just maybe, the government decided you made enough money to not warrant welfare? But of course, you're a victim too though. Those damn illegals, right?

NOPE. As in unbelievable some scumbag would shit on a victim of an assault because she got arrested for having beer and pot one time in college.

"a chain of dedicated grilled cheeseries in California with a Silicon-Valley-style pedigree;"

With translation:

Carmelo would lead the league in missed 4-pointers.

We mustn't forget the mighty Tartars, and their delicious sauce!

What are you talking about? LeBron James is a basketball player, if any fan was that emotionally attached to him then you're right, Cleveland fans are pathetic. LeBron left because Cleveland made it impossible for him to stay, and now that the team actually has made moves to court LeBron (for the first time in his…