Looking at this watch, talking about this watch, thinking about this watch and its future, to me, reminds me of how I feel about looking at the first generation iPods. MAN, the places those things have gone! There's just something so fun and futuristic feeling about the potential of this device that its such an…

"Hey man, look at that shrimp. That thing is huge!" - Tiny E

I was always bothered by a small - well known - detail at the end of The Goonies (this isn't ground breaking material here but I can't sleep so back off). When they escape to the beach and are reunited with their parents and talking to reporters one of them mentions the octopus. Now, I know the octopus scene was…

Pulp Fiction - love him or hate him, but in my mind there is a pretty clear line drawn between everything before Pulp Fiction, and everything after Pulp Fiction. I remember walking out of Pulp Fiction with my girlfriend of the time and a guy in front me yelled, "Pulp Fiction?!? More like PULP SHIT!" and spit on the…

I remember a couple of years ago in another Deadspin article called "The Hater's Guide to Notre Dame" you wrote, "It's an underperforming football entity with an irritating tribal gloss of holiness, which gets far too much acclaim and adulation when it happens to succeed."

Reppin' Connecticut, LIVE straight from Bristol,

Why not just disable images across the board until you come up with a solution (I'm not a web developer so I'm sure it's not that easy)? I'm at work and it is perfectly fine for me to read all manners of interwebs, but the dick gif that I scrolled past a bit ago is altogether unacceptable and could land me in some hot…

I'm not sure why but lately I've been having dreams about being chased by bears. I'm pretty sure they are just anxiety-driven dreams, but the bear seems like such a specific symbol but I can't put my finger on it. A tornado or crashing airplane is a bit easier to decipher, but what are these bears doing in my dreams…

You know, it's just that people like this...you know...they get all they want so they really don't understand, you know... about a life like Frank's. I mean, when you've loved and lost the way Frank has, then you, uh, you know what life's about.

Kind of off topic, but The Killers do a...killer...version of Go All the Way that was on the Dark Shadows soundtrack. It started an obsession with The Raspberries' version from which I am still recovering.

Oh...weird moments. This one wasn't weird but is a great example nonetheless.

Goodfellas definitely comes to mind

This card still gets me right in the feels - one of the all-time great sports cards

Meh. I went to high school in rural West Virginia in the early 90s and was called a "skate fag" and "soccer fag" on a daily basis by redneck, cracker assholes just because I was into things other than fishing and shooting fucking deer. Anytime I hear that word thrown around I want to start punching people in their…

"Fairweather fan" may be a bit less judgmental and insightful to use here than the completely meaningless and completely played out "hipster" appellation.

Meh, he makes some good points...you're the one name calling and beating your chest like a fucking gorilla on PCP.

Excellent point, I'm gonna have to rethink this whole thing.

But it's not a joke though, is it? It's certainly a great comedy bit involving dicks but it is not a joke. Not trying to be a pedantic bastard or anything but a joke is a joke and my jokes have punchlines. I mean, any time Charlie mentions playing Night Crawlers on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" I don't say,…