One of the best games ever. Good lord how I can happily waste away a lazy Sunday playing Puzzle Fighter 2. I'm jealous of anyone who gets to play it for the first time. I love it when that realization of "how in the hell have I never heard of this before?!?!" hits.

Multigrain Peanut Butter Cheerios. They are the shiznittle bam snip snap sack.

I played WoW for years and have a level 90 character, but was always pretty casual about it and could never find the time to get into the endgame content or even find a guild willing to walk me through the ropes. So, I got bored and ended my subscription about 6 months ago.

And yet for all the bitching and moaning going on in these comments, how many of us can intelligently discuss a current, modern-day issue concerning Native Americans? How many can point out the location of a Native American reservation on a map? That's what pisses me off about this whole topic. Giving even a single…

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Science: legendary cock-tease.

I submit www.speeder.com to the list...I don't know if it is ancient per se, but it's pretty damn old in terms of internet time and the only known source I know of that documents the nightmare going on inside the heads of ferret owners.

Have you ever seen Eddie Izzard's stand up bit about Engelbert Humperdinck? That's where Slut Bunwalla comes from. Watch it on youtube, it's one of the funniest things ever in the entire universe.

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