And yet for all the bitching and moaning going on in these comments, how many of us can intelligently discuss a current, modern-day issue concerning Native Americans? How many can point out the location of a Native American reservation on a map? That's what pisses me off about this whole topic. Giving even a single…

Remember how hard it was to refuel in the Top Gun NES game? Man. I got a Nintendo for Christmas when I was little along with RC Pro Am and Top Gun...I got rulll good at RC Pro Am because I could never get passed that damn refueling stage. Anyway.

Make sure you are not eating or planning to eat anytime soon before reading this one:

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU. I had no idea! This changes everything. Thank ya.

I really love the 920, but no Spotify = no deal. If this phone had Spotify it would be in my hand right now. I'm sure someone has some commentary about the sad state off affairs my mobile life is in maintaining such a philosophy, but I think it is a pretty solid standpoint.

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Science: legendary cock-tease.

I submit www.speeder.com to the list...I don't know if it is ancient per se, but it's pretty damn old in terms of internet time and the only known source I know of that documents the nightmare going on inside the heads of ferret owners.

Have you ever seen Eddie Izzard's stand up bit about Engelbert Humperdinck? That's where Slut Bunwalla comes from. Watch it on youtube, it's one of the funniest things ever in the entire universe.

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