I’m not getting paid for these.

This is a really horrible take.

Not from kicking dogs.

I guess the bright side is that Brady’s historical destiny is to be the American Max Schmeling.

Bernie would’ve won.

Where is Drew? he usually has some good answers to lighten up the friday afternoon.

I like both Simmons and Magary. Do I have to choose?

unless the average salary and benefits per employee at The Ringer is $23,000

No one’s tuning into that program to hear what Shaq has to say, though. Takeless.

I don’t think he was really joking.

*Writes blog about how Simmons thinks he’s more important than he actually is.

I’m a top 10 NFL QB. I think unions suck and we need to make America great again. I have more to say but I have to be anonymous. My wife would kill me and I have a game coming up.

I don’t disagree with that. Him being the piece that nets the Clippers Carmelo Anthony is absurd. But, you were making Austin out to be a liability as a player and he just isn’t. The kid’s alright.

Holy hell. How deluded are you to think that Austin Rivers is having a very good season? He might not be the utter train wreck he was in past years, but he’s still WELL below average. He should be a D-league call up, minimum salary type player. Definitely not a solid backup. And definitely not worth the years or…

Those clips of Austin are from 2 years ago. He’s actually having a very good season. He’s not a bad defender and has been hitting 3's. He ain’t no all-star and never will be, but to say the only reason he’s in the league is because he plays for his father is downright wrong. The guy is a totally decent backup PG/SG.

Something outside woke me up around 5:30 am, so I thought, I’ll see if the Nadal match is still going. Holy shit. Did I feed my kid breakfast? What did she wear to school? Did I drive her there? No idea. It’s all a blur. FEDAL final.

Or maybe “HillaryWillWinEasily” is the kind of idiot take that for Trump elected. Cmon man, time for a new handle.

It also does wonders for fan confidence. Orioles fans are used to the team signing a veteran to a 1-year deal, them having a decent or great season, then having them sign elsewhere for a huge payday.

Martell Webster, Alan Anderson, and Ian Mahinmi would disagree.

You thought wrong.