Maybe you are the stupid one and Jameis is the only one that really gets it.

“Syrians are GREAT! Everyone should buy one!”

All good commentary that got ruined by the white privilege stuff which shuts down every conversation and is always raised by white people.

Yes. I hate that guy, actually. Unless he supports Ralph Nadar and Bernie Sanders, screw him.

Right. If Alabama would want you, I’m sure a D# school will pick you up.

Which really softens the blow.

We overly praise the dead in the immediate aftermath. For all of the bad qualities humans have, this one is really nice. Can’t we have nice things? Do the truthers have to come out this quick? I assumed the guy was not the second coming of Jesus.

That first sentence is dead on.

This is crazy. A guy dies — a good guy — and we make him even a little better in the immediate aftermath of his death.

Because this is a good time to raise these points?

Feaster is upset that college coaches are traitorous turncoats that will recruit and kid and then dump him after her commits. What a baby! He is totally a guy that got dumped by some broad, probably for an Alabama assistant to the assistant.

Also, geez, the outrage and outrage is a little much, right?

Treason? What are you talking about?

This is why I come to Jezebel!

They both work for me.

I try to see my enemies fairly. I don’t think this guy is a quitter. He will keep coming, he will here it is coming together in his echo chamber, and he will carry on. I’d love you to be right because Pence is a regular guy that I can hate while still sleeping easy at night.

He is the healthiest president in American history, according to doctors.

I agree. He would never quit in a million years and I never understand why anyone would think he would. He knows that would make him a historical laughing stock for all time.

I agree. Fools. I’ll go watch Game of Thrones or some other feel good show.

You can always find anyone who hates anything on the Internet. So never fear that again.