Face it, only execution would be good enough for Joe Mixon.

You seem surprised that a religious organization would be against the LGBT community. If someone is going to donate to their church it’s most likely (at least in the USA) that their church is ALSO against LGBT. So what’s the difference?

Speaking as one of the oldest living descendants of one of the SA’s major players, I would caution everyone not to overlook the DATE on that article.

I know you’re just being dramatic, but five seconds is not very much time at all. If you think you’d quit after five reps you’re a huge pussy.

Well in order to match Beckham’s performance I’d have three hours to do it. I think I’ll just go run two miles and then take the remaining two hours and fifty minutes to sit here and watch Netflix.

If it were someone other than goodwill, someone like maybe a decent charity, like the Salvation Army, then I’d be all over this idea. Like leashurkids pointed out, you can still box up things and bring them yourself to a church or other legit operation. That’s what I do right now.

Accounts of guys who only have to run for five seconds at a time being “too exhausted” are laughable.

Here’s the patrician stance on the issue: fuck VW, and fuck this guy.

That’s why they didn’t say no. They are just making him sit on his hands for being a little shit. Which they have every right to do.

“I’ve waited long enough already,”

They didn’t anticipate this level of dipshit. This would have violated the terms of all the buybacks in the past, so I can’t blame them for telling this idiot to pound sand. If he really wanted to fuck with VW... he should have taken the money and bought a Toyota.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Considering it’s the highest of any industrialized nation (which is insane) it has plenty of room to go down and still be affordable. Europe’s average is just north of 18% just to give you some much needed perspective.

Really? What did you do to change the electoral system up to this point in your life...Oh that’s right, jackshit all.

Oh piss off. Debate? The same way the Dems “debated” about Obamacare behind closed doors to the point that Pelosi had to admit that “we need to pass the bill to find out what’s in it”? Yeah! They don’t like losing! Which is why your losing-side’s dumbasses have tried to alter the election Russian-style by harassing…

you think this is exclusive to Trump... or even the Right?

If it doesn’t change the tone, why wouldn’t you just copy and paste the whole quote and let your readers, you know, read the whole quote? Seems like copy and pasting the quote and then excluding parts of it is actually the definition of biased reporting.

Because it doesn’t fit the Carlos Slim mandate that all Gawker-Ghost posts must clearly state that Trump is a 100% evil poopy-head.

One in hole!