I'm late for lunch!

For fucks sake, when will you people learn that not being discriminatory and racist is not the same thing as “not wanting to offend them”

I don’t think we can talk. bin Laden killed 3,000 people on US soil and we invaded Iraq.

Ah yes, and the Americans caught Bin Laden the day after 9/11, right?

We probably could have at least used them a bit longer.

Most of my conference calls involve drinking a beer while taking a shower. For some reason, I get roped into these 9 am calls about nothing, and I don’t have to be at work until 3 pm.

I just cop to it, with a little mis-truth to make it less un-professional. “I’m sorry, I was just responding to an email question someone sent, can you repeat the question.”

Oh yes, very true.

It’s definitely the coolest aircraft ever . I wonder how rich one would have to be to purchase one? It’s probably ‘a bit’ out of my price range...

Conference call person: “Jenkins from accounting was killed by a bear. Can you take the lead on flowers for the funeral, maybe get some donations from the office for his widow?”

I will always adore the B-1B, and have irrational affection for the B-58.

Being in sales (even if I’m not in the car typically I’m not in this situation) sorry a car just cut me off and I had to swerve, what was the question?

Hahaha

French Bulldogs are so talented. This is one of my favorite videos. I’d love to have that darling guy French Bulldog.

Yo dawg. We heard you like dogs. So we put dogs on a board so they can shred while you cruise your fresh new whip.

The Avro Arrow, and I’m not wrong. If only it got farther off the ground. It was revolutionary.

Not to mention that it was so unbelievably cool that the X-Men used one as their team jet. (It is left as an exercise for the reader to determine how the hell they got a hold of one in the 80's, of course.)

Thank you for the amazing article. I love hearing stories like this in general, and SR-71-based stories in particular.