I’m on a conference call, and I’m desperately hoping that they aren’t asking me to do anything, because I haven’t paid attention to a single word thanks to this article.

This somewhat provocative technique was trolling: we stimulated the Soviet defenses, causing their radios and radar to bristle with electronic information

On the contrary, that was a time I was seeing that article EVERYDAY. So I made this.

Resistance is futile

Every SR-71 article that gets posted here gives me goosebumps. Not only are they all incredibly well written, they are so damn interesting as well. Thanks Tyler, and thanks Mr. Thomas for sharing!

Hahah. Best comment I’ve seen in awhile!

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

I just sat down for lunch and this article popped up. Now I feel like a real life Carls Jr. commercial.

What a nice thing to say! Thank you so much!

If that load falls off they’ll have hell toupée.

If you are going to bring in the 91 Bankruptcy you should probably bring up the fact that it was a direct result of Donald losing arguably the best casino management team in the world. They died flying between AC and NYC and were really irreplaceable in the space.

Even by 1991 standards, this limo was straight from 1971.

This is Trump’s other car.

That... that... “thing” in the intro pic [I know it’s a KA-52]! It’s so ugly it’s BEAUTIFUL. Reminds me of what it might look like if an SU-25 and an A-6 had a beautiful, ugly as hell, helicopter baby.

Mi-28s. Ka-52s.

Checkmate, Tavarish.