Deadspin just absolutely loves black men. It’s out of control.

And here come all the white knights and male feminists.

By asshole, you mean “white.” How did things go with a black coach?

At Gawker, Denton would have the guys strip down naked and wrestle.Full penetration. Whoever came on the other guy’s face first was the winner. I know that Patrick and Tom Ley had a number of epic matches that lasted well into the night. They’re totally straight though; they just fuck men for journalistic reasons.

TRUMP IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO MY BODY AND MY RIGHT TO ACT IRRESPONSIBLY WITH IT. I WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO PAY FOR MY BIRTH CONTROL BUT WHEN I GET DRUNK AND FUCK A BUNCH OF GUYS THEN GET PREGNANT I WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO PAY FOR MY ABORTION.

Only 3 weeks to go. Soon clicks will plummet and the hack staff here will need to find new material. Trump propped up deadspin for a year. Once he’s gone so is Deadspin.

Rally male feminists. Rally!!!!!!!

Hillary just laughed at the heroin epidemic. What a monster.