Neil was way more of a headhunter shithead. Avery was just a dick

yeah everything about that video is great.

it’s so weird because I’ve known a few people who have had it pretty easy, and most of the celebs that got it had the same. Then there are few cases where it’s diagnosed late and dead within months. It’s so crazy.

it’s not like he set the world on fire then. The guy does not make good throws regularly, and can’t read defenses. He leaves wide open guys all day.

he’s basically Vick, except on a better team (until this year) and without all the dog murdering. Kap can throw slightly better but that’s it

Man, the MLB continues to be more anti-fun than the NFL, and that says a real fucking lot.

yeah I agree the line is shit and people don’t realize that, but Kap is straight up a bad QB. He is Vick, with a little more accuracy, and a lot less dog killing.

the line here is awful, as is the rest of the offense besides Hyde, but yeah Kap just straight sucks. It was evident before the collapse who the weak thread was on offense. The main problem is that he can’t throw out of normal formations well, so it cripples the offense.

Each part of the offense save for Hyde sucks indvidiaually: OL, QB, WRS, TE, good lord the playcalling.... but add them up and it’s a storm of shit

they’re not doing any kind of significant changes between beta and Nov. 17. That was 100% marketing like most betas that close to launch. That’s just a marketing way of saying demo

tiptoeing around whether or not it was dirty

her daughter doing an interview with a tab that was hounding her doesn’t mean anything. more than likely, it was a moment of ‘it’s easier just to talk to him rather than have him camp out on my porch’

yeah Rosie is a piece of shit. Especially if the kid’s gripe was that she’s fake as hell and more interested in her public persona than anything. So you.... talk to the press about it.

I think it really says a lot about white guilt and other things that, even without evidence to support it, you automatically assume your ancestors did bad shit just due to the time period, even though there most certainly were a number of anti-slave people.

he tried to hide it because the reactions were typical once that was out. A lot of people were pissed at him no matter what

that’s gotta be a thing alright, changing a diaper and your kid’s third leg is the size of your forearm

it’s a means of owning the non-consentual pics that were taken, much in the same way jennifer lawerence was like yeah that’s me, so what, fuck off

I seriously do a double take every time he does something here, because it’s almost always really good.

god he’s so bad. it’s formulaic ad libs about MLS at this point

I really wish you’d write about sports full time. You’re genuinely a really good writer when you’re focused on just creating a nice story rather than making a point or stirring the pot for clicks like you do on Gawker.