I had drinks with a old friend tonight. Hadn’t caught up in ages, so was showing the obligatory kid pics. Got the usual, “Wow, they look just like their Dad!” In desperation for pictorial validation, I showed him my high school graduation pic (that my Mom dug up a few weeks ago). I shit you not, he said, “Whoa, I…

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.