I’ve tried Photoshopping a final printed magazine before. Fucking impossible, man.

Weirdest fucking shit in the goddamn history of the world. The fuck is this fake nonsense?

She is the best example of everything that is wrong with California. Glad I’m not living there any longer, except when it’s cold in Chicago. Then I’m sad. But seriously, fuck that cunt.

What’s tragic about an obese, unhealthy fuck dying in their sleep?

Bikers are fags!

Roots, man. What is your issue with roots? The people in California that like Nascar might as well be from the South. That’s what we’re sayin’, man.