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Clicking through the links, it appears that at least one of the men claimed that they had consensual group sex. The complaint says that she had a history of sleeping with multiple sexual partners (that’s the “very sexually active” part). If she denied there was consent by saying that she would never consensually…

The OP didn’t intend to throw that over your head, it just slipped.

As a Marlins fan and therefore an asshole, I find myself defending José Fernandez like he’s Tom Brady in Boston traffic court

Ferndandez went on to say, “Now if the guy doesn’t have a family, fuck him. Stick it in Mr. Footloose And Fancy Free’s ear hole.”

Believe it or not, there was a fruitful discussion between the owners of both clubs. Both were seen discussing new and inventive ways of fleecing the public.

I like to flash my high beams to make it change. I know it doesn’t do anything, but it feels good while also annoying my wife.

You can also drive close enough to the speed of light so that the resulting blue shift causes the red light to appear green. You might face some other problems if you do that, though.

I know nothing about baseball, bu twhy would you give a man a glove of gold for playing baseball? It would make his job impossible. I mean, gold is relatively malleable metal, but to make a baseball mitt out of one seems completely ridiculous

Even crazier - Jeter has 5 of them.

Inability to sit through a 2 hour service and requiring help to get inside a van wasn’t affecting her abilities? How about lying for several hours after the event claiming she was fine, was that a mental lapse brought on by the illness or a pathological condition?

He probably wishes his fatass was the one with pneumonia.

Cool, cool.

Using the military is pure obfuscation, plain and simple

I think back to the college protesters I saw in the late 90s and one guy’s regular letters to the editor about the outrages on campus, and how in their minds they had a direct line back to antiwar protesters in the 60s and SDS and marches on Washington and ... well, occupying the provost’s office because of the change…

So your colleague is not allowed to have opinions? Of course, continuing on the age old stereotype that men don’t listen is 100% okay, but continuing on the age old stereotype that women are overly dramatic is not? WTF?!?!

Why are you forcing this Colin Kaepernick shit down our throats. It’s fucking sickening how shit Deadspin has become. We get it, you’re Pro-Kap in the Great Kneeling Debate of 2016. Can you shut the fuck up about it already and maybe post something sports-related that doesn’t have to do with social activism and random…

When there’s no wrong reasons, it becomes moot.

Kara brown is a hack.

Kara Brown is a well known idiot