Dear Chris Evans,

And here I was ordering another leather jacket. Thanks, AV Club.

Right? That was infinitely more uncomfortable, in my opinion. And you can 'new timeline' all you want but that doesn't erase the old timeline from my head where he is all about banging her.

If the actress was 28 she's probably supposed to be 40, 45, 50 by Hollywood standards.

Eh, I think that's just the way of horror movies for… maybe forever? It's dumb but it's nothing new.

It's also the kind of horror movie where you don't hate every minute you spend with the main characters, which I felt was kind of a refreshing change of pace. While I'm all for a good 'ready for all the jerks to die' kind of horror every now and then, I really enjoyed following people I actually liked (in the movie)…

It kind of feels like whatever side you take in this argument it's sort of a waste? Not to discount anyone's feelings and it really is a bummer if that poster made someone feel awful (because it's such a dumb poster for the movie anyway), but this seems like such a non-issue all around.

Only to men. Then it's a-ok.

I honestly can't even think of one non-white, non-male character on Sherlock which is maybe your joke but either way….

I have to agree with everyone else.

Do dogs know sarcasm?

These are the problems that keep me up at night.

I think the key difference in these two scenarios (noting that you did mention you weren't defending Snyder, so don't think I'm disagreeing) is the director's vision and what studio interference did to it. I feel strongly like in the case of Kingdom of Heaven, studio interference (in whatever form that took) had a…

Abs and decency are enough to fuel a fandom for a good long time.

This is not wholly inaccurate. I think the number of American people I know (myself included) who have "yeah, there was a shooter on my campus once" stories actually outnumbers the ones who don't.

Tye Sheridan was great in Mud, so I'm 100% sure it's those other factors you mentioned. Bryan Singer does seem like he really, really wants as many chances as possible to get rid of Cyclops.

……..so it's Ender's Game?

I see no reason why we can't do both. It's really the band part that's crucial.

If you'll look below, my movie pitch features both transgendered Frankenstein creatures AND lesbian Frankenstein creatures. I'm covering all my bases here.

So we'll start the film the same way (you have to respect the source material, obviously), Frankestein creating a bride for his monster, so on and so forth. But in a hilarious twist of fate, the whole lightening-bolt, monster-making process goes slightly awry, and the lady monster is created, but there's also some…