My parents were friends with her and Taylor Hackford awhile back and I got to hang out with her a couple of times. The first time was at a party. She was wearing a white button down shirt and this FANTASTIC dark pink long skirt. I asked her where she got the skirt, she said it was a piece of fabric safety-pinned…

What is this dress? WHAT IS THIS DRESS? Must have dress.

She has the best work done ever.

Worst human being alive? She's popular so companies want her to sell their products. Why are women always shamed for enjoying the money they make?

My favorite thing about my breasts are, I'm guessing, the nerves in them that feel enjoyment. The only reason I care what they look like is it feels good when people touch them and such. Apparently, they look fine.

I would see this movie this weekend if both of them farted through out constantly. What I mean is, nothing can stop me from seeing it — even if it sucked. I see a lot of men movies that suck, why should lady movies have to be brilliant just to justify them being made? We get maybe one female comedy a year... if…

I think it's funny. Is that okay?

Sometimes I wish there was an AA for atheists or agnostics that only cost a dollar or so (AA runs on contributions, usually a dollar or 2 in a hat). But there isn't. It may be that AA's spirituality is the thing that makes it continue. Even though I'm skeptical, I have to see that people believing in something…

I've been sober a long time. The words, "higher power" can be irritating if you have strong feelings against spirituality... or cannot bring yourself to accept that a lot of people in AA think of the group as their higher power. As for me, AA is virtually free and I relate to the people there even though I'm an…

If this dude somehow becomes the most successful "female" comedy director of the now times I am going to set myself on fire. I don't care how great he is, how nice, how "feminist-y." I am seriously going to stand in front of Hollywood with a fucking can of gasoline and a match. I can't take it. Everything this…

I used to know Helen, and she told me about a woman who came up to her and said, "Are you Judy Foster?"

I agree. "Disfigured" may have negative connotations, but I gained 50 lbs during pregnancy and that's how I felt. It made me appreciate my body more. All the imagined critiques I'd had seemed ridiculous after my body was really out of control.

Maybe she doesn't want to because she's a comic actress. Same reason why Zach Galifinakis doesn't do "beauty shoots."

Hey people. Laraine is fantastic. I wonder how this film came to be? Well, it was written and directed by Gail Lerner, who is fantastic at both. I know, I know... she's not Lena Dunham... but she is an established writer and director and person and woman.

Yes! Maggie Gyllenhall! America, fuck yeah!

There isn't a serious American actress to play Hilary Clinton? I mean... I'm not nationalistic, but what about Lily Rabe?

I would do this, but it's just too unflattering a look with my body structure and, well, age.

Ironically the trope, "women aren't funny" is a far more effective censorship tool than rape and death threats. "Women aren't funny" is a real thing people use as an excuse to not hire women in comedy. Right now, I'm the only woman in a staff of 10. (The other woman only works 3 days a week, so today I'm just…

Thanks! It's a chore to be funny and delightful when you're in a room full of fairly decent dudes who have women issues they don't realize they have.

Women are bad. Women are mothers. Mothers are bad. (Except for the last paragraph. My mom rocks, and I rock as a mom).