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On the flip side, I really do love my job. There are a lot of great guys in it, and women are way more powerful than they used to be. I make it my business to help younger women coming up the ranks. (And dudes).

It's changing a little. There's not as much age-ism in comedy writing as there used to be, but there's plenty subconscious sexism. (Sometimes conscious, not as much anymore). The solution is the same as it's always been: be funny. Then be funnier. Sometimes that's hard when everyone else in the room laughs, but

Roseanne is older. She is stoned most of the time. She is in a super tough business and she is competitive. I've been a lady comic and now I'm a lady comedy writer. (Showrunner, actually, though not right now, boo hoo). Currently, I'm one of 2 women in a staff of 10. This is normal. I've been the only woman on

Oh. Sorry. ;)

Congress isn't making a law. Facebook, a company, is setting standards for their service.

All this free speech bullshit has gotten out of control since the internet. Before the internet, it wasn't cool to publish and/or celebrate rape. It wasn't "condoned." There wasn't this bullshit anonymity that gave every fucking asshole a platform to say or publish whatever insane garbage came into their head. If

I guess men never take care of children, ever, ever, and "evolution" and "biology" somehow "know" this.

Yes I have this!!! Sometimes they feel like they have hot coals in 'em. I went to Pink Lotus Breast Center, (the best breast center ever), and I've been taking 3-4000 mg of evening primrose oil. (I started with 2000). MUCH MUCH BETTER.

No, I guess she needed Jennifer Jason Leigh's husband, who cast her in "Greenberg." It's weird how complicit the press is with her, considering it seems apparent that Noah Baumbach left his appropriately aged wife for her. So, yeah... I guess the movie is all about 20-somethings and how delightful they are. A guy

Sometimes I feel sorry for you kids. I mean, I've felt bad about parts of my body all my life, but it's never even occurred to me to worry about what my vagina looks like. Also, I don't give a shit what it looks like. I'm generally very happy with it's awesome orgasms and baby related abilities. (Same with the

This will never end. Elevators are a CHEAP SET in which the actors are: doing something, going somewhere, and facing the camera which means you can get it all in one shot.

The methods they have to "check" you are far from accurate. There aren't a lot of great options... still. It seems radical to me, though, to get a double mastectomy BEFORE an actual cancer scare, which I don't think she did, according to the article.

One more thing, before I stopped drinking and doing drugs, LOTS of people told me they were concerned about me.

I don't think what Mika did is great, and I say that as a recovering alcoholic, drug addict and compulsive overeater. What is the line with a person with a food addiction or disorder? I have detached from loved ones when their alcoholism was active... but it's not the same with overeating because their behavior

You all have great senses of humor and are fun to hang out with.

What movie or doc or tv show is this from? (Not "Male and Female," the Gloria Swanson interview narrated by... James Mason? I think?) Oh wait, it says it at the top of the clip. Never mind.

I love the shape of her real teeth, but am conflicted about their color. Too real?

Stoned.

Oh, well, that sounds awful! My boyfriend somehow finds me attractive even when I feel fat AND when I'm being a bitch. Or crying. If he said I was ugly I'd straight up punch him in the face and leave in a puff of smoke, never to be seen again.

Personally, I find nothing makes me feel better about myself than some awesome sex... fat or not. Endorphins? (Or, as Annette Benning said in "Postcards From the Edge" I'm in it for the endolphins).