hilaryclitton
HilaryClitton
hilaryclitton

Kat Von D’s Tattoo liner is my BFF. I work 12 hour overnight shifts as a nurse, and it doesn’t budge, and also super easy to use

You’ll revel in the disappointment!

I feel like I missed the memo on flattering photo poses. I typically have the posture of Mr Burns in photos

Looks like he is holding the business end of a Shop-Vac.

Oy....I’m a nurse and we only get 30 minutes. It takes 15 minutes just to get to and from the cafeteria. It takes 30 minutes just to get to some non hospital food. Anyway at least I even get to eat. I have nurse friends who get so busy on their floor with no support from their managers or coworkers to cover them so

Yeah, I’ll leave the patient bleeding in the chair while I go eat leftovers from last night.

I’m more inclined to call “bullshit” just based on their own text :

Yesterday found me in the ER at 5am, with a pain in the ass. Seriously, I had been unable to lie down for four nights running so hadn’t slept for five days and the pain was starting to make me cry, couldn’t wait for urgent care to open, so went to the ER.

If that leopard print top came with the boob lift I need in order to wear it, I’d totally buy it.

Fucking everything. I just turned 30 and for some reason I just feel ancient. I feel so old I should have my own group of crazy cultists making sacrifices in my name. Ia! Ia! Eldritch fhtagn!

The internet is full of parents bitching endlessly about their own life choices, and yet people act like I have problems because I don’t want kids.

beat me to it. i keep staring at that quote like