The chief of my fire company has forbidden cat-up-in-tree rescues, on the practical grounds a.) that putting ladders into trees is dangerous and b.) no one has ever found a cat skeleton in a tree.

THAS DISRESPECCINT HE TREWPZ

What’s obnoxious about this bullshit is that it works.

He quit Game of Thrones to be in the Transporter reboot. I guess he was bound to make a good decision eventually?

We’ll always have this:

If one thing survives the Kinjapocalypse, it will be the memes.
R.I.P. OF COCK

Emma Stone will take his place.

I wanted to like this article. I really did.

She’s a goddamn cheater. The prescription for Melodium is supposed to be for 3-6 months, Not 10 years.

The official ride of penniless meth heads with an inferiority complex and a goatee.

Good people on both sides.

I don’t know what to think. On the one hand you have the Dalai Lama. On the other a man whose own father is calling him a liar.

With a name like Smelcer he had to be bad.