You know good and damn well Jason Shitlock didn’t ride in on no horse...... Maybe a moose, or some shit like that, but not a horse.

Even ignoring all that, the type of people to unironically call someone a “snowflake” all of a sudden gets their feelings hurt because a kid said “fuck?”

No, he didn’t just play himself - he KID N’ PLAYED HIMSELF.

It’s Fox Sports 1's slogan: Opine like there’s no one watching (because there probably isn’t)

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The dude from Kid N’ Play was involved in this nonsense!?

I honestly thought Shannon was an utter milquetoast when he was doing football commentary on CBS, but he is a JOY to watch when he can say whatever TF he wants

Excerpt from transcript of forthcoming CBA negotiations.

I have dealt with a few in my time and you are absolutely correct. I am sure the LVPD chief has his head in his hands right now, wishing ball gags were mandatory for the union spokesman.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

I see he’s gone the TLC route and lost the “El”

correction:

I will mourn the death of “It can be two things,” but I for one welcome our new picture-supporting overlords.

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Ironically, that girl’s burn is hot enough to melt steel beams.

“Guy hasn’t played a single opponent ranked in the top 50 to make it to the finals of a major.”

Where the fuck do you buy five Klan hoods?

Ahahahahaha look at the racist garbage person hahahaha

Gosh, why do I feel like you aren’t asking this question in good faith?

It’s tricky to claim he fit the description of the shooter if there was no shooter.

I’m cool with any cop with their body camera turned off for no reason being guilty until proven innocent. If they can turn them off and have zero repercussions when doing so then what’s the point of them?