This is insider trading right? These guys are going to be charged with securities fraud, face a judge and receive a stern finger wagging and a slap on the wrist that might turn red, right?

You know good and damn well Jason Shitlock didn’t ride in on no horse...... Maybe a moose, or some shit like that, but not a horse.

Question: are you a computer scientist? Answer: no, you are not, because you are suggesting there is a way to store data that is impervious to any and all attacks.

Conclusion: You are an opinionated idiot talking out of your asshole, like many other opinionated idiots before you. Please do not open your mouth before…

Even ignoring all that, the type of people to unironically call someone a “snowflake” all of a sudden gets their feelings hurt because a kid said “fuck?”

No, he didn’t just play himself - he KID N’ PLAYED HIMSELF.

It’s Fox Sports 1's slogan: Opine like there’s no one watching (because there probably isn’t)

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The dude from Kid N’ Play was involved in this nonsense!?

I honestly thought Shannon was an utter milquetoast when he was doing football commentary on CBS, but he is a JOY to watch when he can say whatever TF he wants

Excerpt from transcript of forthcoming CBA negotiations.

I have dealt with a few in my time and you are absolutely correct. I am sure the LVPD chief has his head in his hands right now, wishing ball gags were mandatory for the union spokesman.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

I see he’s gone the TLC route and lost the “El”

correction:

I will mourn the death of “It can be two things,” but I for one welcome our new picture-supporting overlords.

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Ironically, that girl’s burn is hot enough to melt steel beams.

Where the fuck do you buy five Klan hoods?

Ahahahahaha look at the racist garbage person hahahaha

Gosh, why do I feel like you aren’t asking this question in good faith?

I’m cool with any cop with their body camera turned off for no reason being guilty until proven innocent. If they can turn them off and have zero repercussions when doing so then what’s the point of them?