Once when my wife and five year old son were in the car, I explained to them that the induction loops on the ground make the light turn green, but it’s hard for my Vespa to trigger it. There was a moment of silence then my son went “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! I thought there were little people up in the light that changed it…

When my son was two, he was sitting in his high chair and dropped his sippy cup on the ground. He muttered with anger, “Jesus Christ!” My wife looked up calmly and asked, “What does that mean?” Still in anger mode my son replied, “It’s what you say when you drop something!”

When my son was two, he was sitting in his high chair and dropped his sippy cup on the ground. He muttered with anger, “Jesus Christ!” My wife looked up calmly and asked, “What does that mean?” Still in anger mode my son replied, “It’s what you say when you drop something!”

I remember that one too. As a kid I wished I was the one riding in that parade.