oh gee I didn’t know EA did Destiny

NOTE: SPOILERS KINDA MOSTLY

Monika does not like to be paused

I love the Switch but its social features feel super sterile compared to the “everyone huddling around game-themed monoliths” Miiverse interface from the WiiU

Pretty much, though instead of survival it has a “story” mode where you do basic quests for NPCs and work your way up from one biome worlds to larger ones.

One Piece Treasure Cruise shows where this shit can go. Good starting point is this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePieceTC/comments/71yki8/i_think_its_time_for_us_to_do_something/?st=J7XU90SV&sh=d431afd6

It’s based on much faster than normal ingame time and you can make it tomorrow just by hopping in your bed

Jade Rabbit was datamined in Y1 Destiny, though it had a solar element and a different name.

MMO clownsuits never look good :p

Green mushrooms. m a r i o i s e t e r n a l

At least that’s a game and not a glorified money vacuum. This is just reprehensible.

Seriously why does anyone play this shit. There are so many derivatives of this style of game (not even counting the other hot garbage peddled by MZ) and every time it just feels less like a game and more like a grift.

I play it in handheld mode, exclusively. Haven’t even taken the dock out of the box. I don’t really use it outside at all though, just as an at-home handheld.

I love that one forum quote, “its about being cool and shooting guns” except, dudelet, part of being cool is looking cool and thus you’ve admitted this is a relevant problem :p

Hey now, just because that snake’s sockpuppeting doesn’t mean you have to expose us :(

Sadly, it seems like Poo’s law is biting me in the bum.

Fantastic article. I found this somewhat cringeworthy, despite loving the game (and the outfit) otherwise.

I know, I’m a little bit crap at this.

... I did too. My complaints are not in earnest, I’m only poo-tending to be a shit for attention. I actually love the game, I just can’t resist poop jokes sometimes.

Oh come on Nintendo, why do you have to give such shitty rewards to your dedicated fans? I’m sure they feel absolutely poo’d off at this crap. What a lump of dung. I guano why they felt this was worth a pile, but this makes Nintendo a definite number 2 in my eyes.