“There's a snake in my pants!"

Boner jokes are okay as long as they are done with characters voiced by convicted drug dealers who got rat out their friends

Hell, in the messages contained within the post, it sounds like three people already beat the fuck outta him like 10 years back for fucking with someone else - seems like he doesn’t learn lessons easily.

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

Half?

Man’s Meatless Mexican Meal Mandates Maximum Malicious Mischief

So 1980's Kavanaugh was basically the James Spader character in Pretty in Pink, but a little rapier, right?

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

So if you told me that this show was Fringe + Chuck, starring Been Wyatt and Doug Judy, I'd have been more interested than on what I was sold from the pilot.

...I definitely watched this episode at least 4 or 5 months ago...? I’m confused, although that certainly feels like the appropriate emotion.

While this is awesome, it’s no Seinfeld Doom 2 WAD

The reboot is actually titled I Don’t Even Own A Smartphone.

I’m not sure Daria’s personae is relevant today. A new Daria would either have to be drastically altered or feel extremely out of place but I am going to just assume Daria and Jodie in this version will be a couple. I can’t even imagine Daria having a smart phone.

Oh shit

I saw them in Seoul back in 2014. There was only a couple hundred people there and the vast majority were expats. There was a pretty vocal contingent of Korean fans though. A group of Korean girls were all wearing t-shirts with Kyle’s face on them. People smuggled in beers in their coats and were on a never-ending…

Why do I suddenly want to end all arguements with “She’s a SCIENTIST! She SAID SO IN THE VIDEO.” Thank you - I needed that laugh.

“When I was a young fag...”

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…