The greatest sin of Angry Birds 2 is that it breaks the fundamental formula that Rovio themselves once perfected to make their games so addicting: the instant retry.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

Wow, some of her other posts on this are really heartbreaking:

At least it wasn’t

Looking it up. This thing is clearly better than Retron 5/ series:

“Mortal Kombat Spammer Gets What They Deserve”

I think that’s unfair. Nobody deserved this PC port.

And now, a timeline of future events.

Except that little piece of film animation is a million times better than whatever this crap is going to be.

Just got the weirdest sense of deja vu. Creepy.

Well... it looks like it'll be funnier than Jack & Jill, That's My Boy, Grown Ups 1 and 2, Blended, and Just Go With It.

There is no place in the article that explains how they would enforce this.

Am I the only one that thinks it's hilarious that the images in the article about Steam censoring porn games are *literally* censored with steam?

Any game that has a breast slider and a breast bounciness slider should be given awards.

let's be honest here - these hostages probably ARE going to die, and it won't be because of a silly meme. It's because of people trying to use fear as a means of control - the definitive terrorist. Best way to not die? Don't go to the fucking Middle East. Best way to fight terrorism? Don't bow to their control. If…

After reeling over the lack of an HD version, now we're presented with a version without any images!

He looks like Slenderman: Teenage Goth Years

you are more likely to die from a kardashain bite than a komodo bite

Can you imagine what kinda mess that would make?