Indeed. A dichotomy made possible because they separate their editorial department from their sales and commerce departments, just like they should.

Indeed. A dichotomy made possible because they separate their editorial department from their sales and commerce…

As someone who hates Hearthstone, it gets you super excited that Magic tries to become more like Hearthstone?

you might say this story...ran out of steam

Gamestop will offer him about 12 bucks for all that.

This sentence sounds like it was written by a man who wants us to be impressed because he knows a bunch of big words...

GIVE IT TO ME! AGAIN, AGAIN!!

Is that legal? I could’ve sworn that dev kits are covered by all kinds of NDAs and aren’t even technically owned by the studios that use them.

Man this game is going to be fucking weird.

... which means that most people will either have to A) get a new controller, B) get an extension cord, or C) dangle an HDMI cable across their living rooms, risking danger to their significant others, pets, and Roombas.

I am a Seahawks fan. The first title we won, it was tons of fun, high fixing strangers all week, yelling “Go Hawks” at random intervals, the whole championship deal.

He went on sabbatical to get all of this sort out for us.

And if you do it correctly you can get a Shiny Eeevee.

“This Winston controller, though, is bananas.”

Eve Online is the best game I never want to play.

That’s an easy fix. Just remove the sun from the game.

Definitely a great way to make sure it stays that way.

This is MX-410. He is canon.

I’m the one who compiled the list, and I could have done a better job crediting MGABAF. It was lazy image searching on my part, and I’ve added a note (and a link to MGABAF) to the archive.

That chart also represents my Pokemon Go usage before and after the removal of every kind of tracking available on the game and on outside sources.

Jeff Gordon jumpsuit.