Not gonna lie, if I was a freedman back then I probably would have sided with the British. I mean, how much worse could they have been? What are they gonna do, clap me in irons and ship my ass halfway around the world to an inhospitable hellscape?

I had my own issues that led me to feel that’s the only way I could get validation. I’ve learned since then.

I’ve gotten made fun of it all to my face before, and behind my back. Grown fucking men have had the nerve to belittle what my genitals look like AFTER I was stupid enough to have sex with them. I seriously need a new social life. My sex life is shot to piss (not because I’m not sweet and pink, just random crap), but…

Do men ever feel this weird about their balls? Like do they sit in the locker room and say stuff like, “Dude, I was thinking of getting my balls lifted so they were more handsome for my lady. “

While I know there are plenty of reasons to have plastic surgery I feel that many plastic surgeons should be charged with ethics violations for needless surgery. If I went to a surgeon and say that I want my spleen removed because I don't like it surgeons would toss me out on my ass. But plastic surgeons can do…

I remember reading something on the internet, I think it was an advice column, where a man had written in saying that he was repulsed by the appearance of his girlfriend’s genitals, I recall his metaphor of choice was “a muppet vomiting bologna.”

I cannot even imagine bringing that up to my mom. Lmao. “Mom, I was watching porn the other day and some of those girls have nicer labias than me. What can I do? I hate mine now.” Eek! I mean, how cool if girls can do that. Then a wise mom would give them the talk. I don’t think I could do that, tbh.

Jesus. Are they still bleaching their buttholes, too?

As TheVagenius, I can say that any person who has a critique about your vulva/lips/lady parts/bizness is likely a person whose familiarity with real live naked bodies is about oh, 4-5 inches or so. They don’t know what they’re talking about and it’s not your fault they’re blithering idiots. Tell them that if they…

Yeah, I’m not even sure how mine compares. I’ve never gone anywhere close to completely hairless on my labia and no dude has ever complained about my adult woman pubic hair during a sexual encounter. I wouldn’t go any other way. If my theoretical future daughter asks me about getting this done, I’ll take them to a…

Oh man the dark thing...I’m white, and I have fairly dark labia and nipples and areolas. I figured all that came from my Native American ancestors...I’ve got dark hair and eyes too, so it makes sense my stuff would be darker than say a blond woman’s.

Wait, what? Some Women in developing Countries have to contend with forced genital mutilation and Women in the West are voluntarily engaging in this?

People. Your labias are fine.

Ugly labia, ugly nipples, ugly breasts—as a man, I simply do not understand this at all. There are variations, which is what makes each example interesting and unique, and lovely in its own way.

Physicians should be baffled about pussy surgery since it’s completely fucking ridiculous. I think more so than pretty much any plastic surgery since it’s a part of your body that doesn’t get seen by others NEARLY as frequently as say, breasts or anything on your face. It weirds me out that so many women have issues…

Maybe don’t go full hairless down there and you don’t have to worry about any labia issues. I’ve been wearing yoga pants for like 10 years now around the house and now leggings and I don’t have these issues. Also I don’t hate myself. Like my vagina is my vagina. It does all the things it’s supposed to do. I’m not…

I’m Duchess Crazy Linda and i’m here to say:

Mandatory copies of Our Bodies, Our Selves in every school!

What are we becoming?

If you don’t have a legitimate medical reason for requiring such a surgery, and want to go around wearing yoga pants and actually care what people think about what’s down there... just... wear padded pants or panties? Pantyliners? Aren’t there much better alternatives to, well, mutilating yourself?