Because we finally know what was in the box!

Alternately:

so you bought a German whale disguised as a sports car.

Just what we needed for waiting in line to see The Force Awakens.

Behind the others will be fine...

Took some liberties with the colors, but hope it still works.

Thanks to Shuyinsama for the png. :)

Sugar free anything usually taste awful.

Dident you see their original re-reply to Redbull?

I usually agree, but sometimes they’re pretty funny.

No no no not at all.

The same Jalopnik people that crashed a Camaro on a race track?

Welcome to Los Angeles

I honestly couldn’t even laugh at this. I was too busy being angry at the amount of stupid: