I hope the bystanders were...let us say, enthusiastic in wrestling him to the ground.

Please note: Australia does not have HOAs. In fact, most of the world does not have HOAs. We’re not that stupid.

Silly pleb, that’s what your Ghost is for during the week. Why would Alfred ever drive you around in your Wraith?

At one point in my life, I turned “spending the right amount and no more” into a part-science, part-art project.

When you constantly equate all Republicans and Trump Supporters with White Supremacists (as a joke or not), you completely remove any impact from labeling someone a White Supremacist.

I think it would be justified in not letting these dick heads do their little “rallies” anymore because they’re trading in hate speech and inciting violence. The first amendment does not cover your ass for that shit.

“But fear not, white supremacists, Republicans, and #MAGA fans”

I’d probably go buy a toy car of the same model and see what I could come up with.

Here’s a scenario. Imagine it’s your first week starting a new job. That job is to shoot and produce video. Now imagine that the editors and writers have given you this great idea for a video shoot and the Fiat is going to be the picture car we use in said imagination video.

Now imagine getting a phone call 1 day…

Everyone: “So, Kristen, tell us how it really went down.”

This isn’t that uncommon. I’ve seen high-end luxury cars all the time with badly worn and unsafe tires. I’ve even told complete strangers “Hey, you may want to get some new tires on that” and they look at me baffled.

are you the flooz guy?????

Well this is interesting...someone on the car forums flagged me about this craigslist ad -which has been pulled down for “review” now..but before it went down - I was able to look at the vin # posted:

The Chevy Venture Warner Brother’s Edition, with matching keychains. You had to be Daffy to drive one.

Sunset Boulevard Edition? What in Pt Cruiser Fuck?

Sometimes the rarest objects simply never existed, Jamie.

I couldn't help myself.

Tom, sometimes the point of good friends is to give you a ride home when you need one. Sometimes, the point of good friends is to have someone to chill with that just understands. Still other times, the point of good friends is to keep you from doing anything too crazy or irrational, or even to bail you out of trouble.