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Mine worst Thanksgiving is happening right now. Woken up in the middle of the night by my wife who heard “scurrying.” It’s a Brooklyn brownstone, probably a mouse in the wall, I said and fell back to sleep. Woken up at 5am by the scurrying itself. Definitely in the bedroom, not the wall. I’m too annoyed to fall back