I’ll say no to Ken Jennings.  Kelly Miyahara should be the next host.  

To ascend to true veganism, one must submit themselves to the bite of this tick.

PETA is expanding into biological warfare?

I think I can say, unequivocally that... No... You're fucking stupid.

Taking your logic to the extreme, shouldn't every game have every possible handholding option available? Invulnerablity, infinite damage, end-game items, all should be default and those that don't like it can just check off tabs?

OK, grownup — play something else. There was a Sonic game that came out a few months back.