My Children, be on your guard as NeoNazis are posting flyers saying, “It’s ok to be White.” Please report these hate crimes to your nearest adherent as the Left cannot allow this message to prosper.

Children of the Left Hear Me! These are evil men committing horrendous sins! Please recite this prayer thrice daily, “I believe in Climate Change, my beliefs will not be weakened by science or evil men!” Diversity Bless You!

My children the left has abandoned otherkin and their brethren should I cast out my brother because he is deerkin and takes anxiety medication during hunting season? I think not. Strengthen your beliefs or risk becoming conservativekin.

My children this is a mortal sin in the eyes of the Left. Please pray to diversity tonight that this sinner is struck down.

Excellent news.