First thing I thought of.

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

by telling the guy arguing “we cannot improve healthcare for all americans, in a way every other first world country already has, because that might negatively impact my vast wealth” to fuck off, op

Trump looks like the kind of guy who’d fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Isn’t it worth at least MENTIONING in the story this detail?

“This is a tough moment. If we can’t show the truth quickly, it will be a snowball. If we have to show Neymar’s WhatsApp messages and the conversations with this lady, we will,” he said.

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

That’s not happiness to see New Orleans.

Breen: Curry rises up for the jam!

the Knicks were actively trying to get rid of him because he was too old and wasn’t talented enough to make the rotation.

They’re also jarringly minor-seeming reasons to parachute out of what, up until last night anyway, sure as hell seemed like the most glamorous and desirable front-office job in all of American sports.

If you’ve ever had the opportunity to quit a job you hate without having to worry about what you’ll do next, it’s an amazing feeling. This is the first time I’ve had something in common with Magic Johnson.

I’m shocked to read that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wanted to be traded to the Bullets ahead of the Lakers.  Not sure what sort of time-travel was involved, but clearly Ernie Grunfeld is the one who fucked that up.  

And almost 100% of the ones you do.

This wasn’t luck. She’s worked on achieving the perfect cycle for eight years.

lol fuck you Curt Schilling, unblock me bitch

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”