Me and my friend left the “Monday Night Miracle” (Jets-Dolphins, 2000) just before the end of the 3rd quarter. Score, Dolphins 30, Jets 7.

Probably misspelled Golden Tate in his contacts. Could happen to anyone.

Explains why he always runs up the score against Perdue.

Would have been cool if he missed one.

He comes off as a salty prick who doesn’t mention PEDs at all so it works.

I thought cornhole was bad until ESPN started airing some of that Spikeball bullshit.

The Crapulets and the Montagewws

Who didn’t give Daffy Duck at 10? The fuck outta here. Daffy Duck is better than Bugs.

Ooh baby I like it raw

You say that like it’s a good thing.

Your comment perfectly crystallizes why men are an ongoing fucking tragedy.

Why does this casually mean-spirited comment have so many stars?

I stopped watching 4-5 years ago. You don’t have to tell people anything. If they want to know, you could just say you’re over it, or you’re into other sports more now, or something. You don’t need to talk to them about Goodell or the owners or the anthem or CTE. You’ve moved on.

“Bonzo” is totally fine, but clearly a minute too long. I’d imagine its use in a popular movie doesn’t help with hardcore fans, but the movie was funny and was a celebration of good rock&roll. I’m pro-”Bonzo”.

Are The Ramones the best rock band of them all?

Acupuncture, yea or nay? I’m considering trying it. Is it legit or placebo effect-causing charlatan?

Apparently it started with Redd Foxx, the famous Negro comedian from days gone by.

Actually, it’s “I am not a races”.

Deadspin needs to hold onto David Roth at all costs.

Benzema’s reaction on the Bale goal is hilarious.