Am I the only one who didn’t know, until just now, Colonel Sanders was the actual founder of KFC, and not just a corporate icon/logo most recently played by Reba McEntire? Mind blown.

WHY DIDN’T YOU LET US SCORE LOTS OF GOALS?!?!

You clearly have something against Bernardo Silva, or you’re really stanning for Mahrez.

Well, Dembele only played because Meunier was suspended. He’s just clearly not fit and generally looked like shit, which is a shame because when he is, he’s a wonderful, artistic player.

Blaise Matuidi is leadfooted?

But if you listen to the Telemundo folks call the game, they do call a tight play by play. The difference is they have a flow and feel for the game, just like the Brits, something the current American sportscasting cadence lacks.

Yes but Cristiano Ronaldo is not his first name! Or something. Personally I’m looking forward to his take on Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo.

Give me a fucking break. I’m not even sure Enrique (yeah that’s right) would give a shit about this.

If there was a complex offensive strategy to the last few minutes of a match, don’t you think high-level managers and players would have unlocked it after 100 years? But a clock fans could see would now unlock this problem?

Laker Bros all day. Though the mascot-lowering is an all-timer.

I’m saying they do this in other levels of the game and it makes no appreciable difference.

I just don’t know what would change, in terms of strategy.

But basically I don’t think I have significantly lower odds of completing a PK than actual players.

Phil Kessel’s dog looks more like Phil Kessel than Phil Kessel.

He won’t make much money in the short term, but he’ll get to take all the time he needs rehabbing and then stage an audition for the rest of the league while likely coasting to a ring

I don’t understand this argument. Who cares if the casual fan doesn’t enjoy the game? It will never not be the most-watched sport in the world, so...?

I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but stamping on someone’s leg is LITERALLY cheating.

Lukaku’s run was damn beautiful. Football at its finest.

I think it’s very fair to get on him for the dramatics, but people seem more interested in that than the fact he gets kicked up and down the field. If we want it to be ‘whynotboth.gif’, we have to call out the hackers too, no?

What’s so dirty about how Brazil plays?