The match was entertaining, but the officiating was embarrassing. Ronaldo was also onside on an early chance the linesman called back (Alba played him on). I don’t want VAR, but it has to be better than the state of affairs right now.

Haven’t been closely following...did he ever actually apologize to the Warriors or Ralph Walker (because he definitely didn’t in the resignation letter)? Secondly, was he charged with stealing the jacket?

What’s up with those two near the end with people calming down and sorta apologizing to ‘Bert?? Fuck that! Eat shit, Albert Burneko, you treacly sumbitch!

Genderbend it Like Beckham

He’s by far the school’s most famous alumnus.

Oh I like this. ‘Pay us or we’ll taint (heh taint) your sample’ is just crazy enough to be believable, by track & field standards.

Definitely harder to defend against an immobile quarterback........

Bring this question to the next Deadspin Friday chat. Though my money is on Keyser.

His argument against Madrid (outside of ‘they’re rich’) is it’s an amalgam of brilliant individual players brought up in different countries & styles to create a startlingly successful on-field product. Which is actually something that should be commended, but alas...

Real Madrid winning the European Cup for the third consecutive time and the fourth time in five years—a team that doesn’t play in any particularly notable or instructive way and only teaches the tautological lesson that being rich and successful leads to more riches and success—would, to an extent, undermine what…

As much as I’d like to call Crosby a spitting asshole, I don’t see any spit or attempt to spit there. I guess he’s just an asshole.

Better headline: Rajon Rondo is Weird and Gross

Didn’t hurt that Durant couldn’t miss in the 4th quarter and was lights out on defense as well. But yeah, once Steph is up to speed they will lay waste to the rest of the league, again.

Hah well I saw people here listing Helter Skelter as a top 5, which I found strange. Actually, I think most Paul McCartney songs were sort of crap (Rocky Raccoon lol), but that’s another story altogether.

I don’t get the Beatles argument (Stones or Bowie or Buddy Holly probably have the best five, for rock music), and I don’t know why people like Helter Skelter as much as they do. It’s...fine.

Subject: Are we gritty enough?

Hannah getting us primed for Reel Sports: Point Break.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I hope someone sends this to Goose Gossage.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?