Wait, I thought that was Magic Man. Oh well, Magic Man can be Jorge Luis Borges.

Jay T. Doggzone = Jon H Benjamin. There, now it's in the collective id of the Adventure Time fan-base.

Brac-O-Mint. End of debate.

My take on this episode is that, for the first five minutes (or less), it was Regular Show at its most iconic - a bunch of slacker dudes screwing about. Much like "That's My Television", this episode peaked early, with the kind of twisted comedic beat that a better funded and more daring network might foster. Instead…

Ha Ha, I have Hero of the North access in Neverwinter and you don't.

More like a free-action move, unless your perception modifier is -3.

Topo Gigo or GTFO.

Fletcher, the evil possessed magician's dummy from that shitty Poltergeist knockoff that only I remember called Making Contact. The boy protagonist salvages it from a freaking haunted house. Only madmen take something *away* from a haunted house. It wears a tuxedo and a monocle! It has freaking telekinesis! It GROWLED…

Sad sad, super sad. His passing is the watermark by which not many in film will return to these analog sensibilities, except for those few who care.

@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus Note to self: Do not put out electrical fires with Pepsi.

"BMO, I need your perfect bo-dy / To host the human incarnation of a baby!!!"
Hello, new pickup line. Hellloooo, ladies…

Not cool, Texas. You made RazMatazz cry. Not cool bro.

Billy Dee Williams played the 4th Blocktor in the 80s - that homes was flyyyyy…

Do not ask for whom the Taco Bell bell BONG's for, for it bongs for thee."

Everything in this movie shows how Gene Hackman's character is so fucked-up-stubborn that he becomes the very antithesis of a man, but in the most manly way possible. His mustache trimmings are accepted by the FDA as a form of hormone replacement therapy. He's the kind of dad who, if he caught you smoking, would make…

Speaking of covers, since there's nowhere else for this to go, I always fall into my head with A Perfect Circle's cover of Bowie's "Ashes to Ashes" off one of their live albums. The strained lie of a goodbye that is "I'm happy / hope you're happy, too" matches the wailing melody perfectly. A man past his prime coping…

Goodbye Tasha. This news makes me feel sad. I always learned something from your open honesty when reviewing films, and found your writing to be intelligent, informed, and generally wasted on the likes of me - for one thing, I actually empathize with Joaquin Phoenix's character in The Master. Always looking forward to…

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus Jay Naylor?!? I owe that asshole so much money…

Well, I could leave or take that whole anime thing, but the juxtaposition of the closing credits to the opening credits are probably the most brutal goodbye to fans. In the opening credits, Spike is walking through the crowd occasionally, as life happens around him. The sequence over the end credits more or less…

Great Job We All.