Yeah, wait a sec, what is the 9/11 Commission doing right now? They need to reunite and get on this Chevy thing asap.

An AVgasm occured, disrupting liminal space, creating time dilations, and causing Disqus to achieve sentience.

The list of History's Greatest 'What-If's' just got re-evaluated.

haha I remember Prometheus…at least I got to see it in IMAX 3D…
*OW* Aww, my wallet…

Ugh, Fancasting? What are we, TV tropes dot com? Neeerrrrrdd.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my workout at the gym. I gotta listen to Five Finger Death Punch super fast now!

Not even Pitchfork! kids?

Hey J.J., how about learning how to write plot structure and character development?

It'd be funnier if Pitchfork acquired Musak.

Here. http://www.avclub.com/artic… Happy?

When Chris Hansen goes on vacation, do you think he sits in for the local police force sex stings? Does he wear tacky Hawaiian shirts and cabana shorts while deadpanning?

I think he drank it all…

Depends - did you get there first?

Running in knee-length leather boots…not a good idea in hindsight.

History will look back and see The 40 Year Old Virgin for what it really is: the water-mark precipitating Apatow's long slide into self-indulgence and smarm.

You must be this full of shit to watch:
* Arrow pointing to cardboard cutout of beatifically smug parent hauling three kids while taking a photo of themselves *

2 Knok'd 2 Up II: Knock3d Up

@Scrawler2:disqus Yes. Yes It Did.

Slightly more palatable than lemon with blueberry swirl.

"John Wayne was a-FLAGGED"

More like terr-larious. It's a reanimated half-dog, kicking it's half legs trying to run around for gods sake.