highlyfunctioningtimtebow--disqus
HighlyFunctioningTimTebow
highlyfunctioningtimtebow--disqus

@Dikachu:disqus Me too, but I'm still dreading the conversation where I have to explain to them what furry porn is.

Tea Party spokesman continued, "…Had Adolf Hitler been flying in a biplane at the front of the WTC, those 9/11s would still be alive…"

Tea Party spokesman continued, "…Had Adolf Hitler been flying in a biplane at the front of the WTC, those 9/11s would still be alive…"

Don't forget Home Alone.

Don't forget Home Alone.

Hey you're not MohdTafiqTerrorist! Get outta here! 
On second thought, lock the door on your way in.

Hey you're not MohdTafiqTerrorist! Get outta here! 
On second thought, lock the door on your way in.

*sits on bench*
*re-arranges the Gatorade cups*

*sits on bench*
*re-arranges the Gatorade cups*

Because they would feel inadequate as arteeeeestes. Why can't a singer also be a synchronized moto-cross gymnast? Art transcends boundaries…
*sarcastic italics button snaps off keyboard*
*rolls under desk*
Plus they lose all their fans when they say "I'm just in it for the play…"

Because they would feel inadequate as arteeeeestes. Why can't a singer also be a synchronized moto-cross gymnast? Art transcends boundaries…
*sarcastic italics button snaps off keyboard*
*rolls under desk*
Plus they lose all their fans when they say "I'm just in it for the play…"

will:i:am, get off of Frank Ocean's twitter account! Quit stealing people's phones!

will:i:am, get off of Frank Ocean's twitter account! Quit stealing people's phones!

For that price it'd better feature notes of smug arrogance…

For that price it'd better feature notes of smug arrogance…

I think he'll be eaten alive by his own party, but I said the same thing about post-Sandy NJ Gov. Chris2Large after photo-opping with Obama.

I think he'll be eaten alive by his own party, but I said the same thing about post-Sandy NJ Gov. Chris2Large after photo-opping with Obama.

I think you just discovered 2BG's secret crossover demographic…