Except Lars is on Cisco Telepresence on an iPad attached to a remote controlled Segway. Just to be Douchebaggier.
#Splashdown

Little known fact: Churros are harvested from South Bay Area supermercados.

Little known fact: Churros are harvested from South Bay Area supermercados.

The Metallica should kick in right when Sailor lights one up and gives Lula's momma the Elvis, and we see her achieve "Splashdown".
#Splashdown

The Metallica should kick in right when Sailor lights one up and gives Lula's momma the Elvis, and we see her achieve "Splashdown".
#Splashdown

If you count alcohol, sex and speed metal, Wild At Heart is a close runner up.
http://youtu.be/Wmof9ax_GS0
The opening isn't set in New Orleans; This film is federally required to stand 50 metres from New Orleans. New Orleans is Nic Cage's Snakeskin jacket's Spirit Guide.

If you count alcohol, sex and speed metal, Wild At Heart is a close runner up.
http://youtu.be/Wmof9ax_GS0
The opening isn't set in New Orleans; This film is federally required to stand 50 metres from New Orleans. New Orleans is Nic Cage's Snakeskin jacket's Spirit Guide.

Somewhere in Barstow CA there's a pack of Hell's Angels and a Hard Dose with her name on it.

Somewhere in Barstow CA there's a pack of Hell's Angels and a Hard Dose with her name on it.

You don't need to be psychic to know Liz & Dick sucked.

You don't need to be psychic to know Liz & Dick sucked.

LiLo, ya got me on my knees…

LiLo, ya got me on my knees…

Well I was going to post my new LiLo zinger here, but then I thought "What's another six hours?"

Well I was going to post my new LiLo zinger here, but then I thought "What's another six hours?"

I nominate Not T-Dog.

I nominate Not T-Dog.

"Not because he was sleazy, but because he was hard!"

"Not because he was sleazy, but because he was hard!"

Dammit. Now my pleasure in watching The Way of the Gun is severely diminished. And I was commenting on it just yesterday…