More than you'd think - one time I saw a C.H.U.D. eating a rotting severed hand in front of a bar on State Street.

"Life is hard! I'm hungover! Oh I know! I'll go sing showtunes and play the piano with my hip gay-loving grandma!"

"Life is hard! I'm hungover! Oh I know! I'll go sing showtunes and play the piano with my hip gay-loving grandma!"

…thus leading to the ill-fated and tragic final season titled Mythbusters: Sons of Anarchy Edition

…thus leading to the ill-fated and tragic final season titled Mythbusters: Sons of Anarchy Edition

I demand cameos. Someone get me Bob Odenkirk Now.

I demand cameos. Someone get me Bob Odenkirk Now.

I call party foul.

I call party foul.

Walter, Just because you shot Jaime Hyneman, that doesn't make you Jaime Hyneman.

Walter, Just because you shot Jaime Hyneman, that doesn't make you Jaime Hyneman.

Maybe they could cook up seasonal colored treats without using dye, like red and green meth for Christmas. It'd be like Starbucks, but classier.

Maybe they could cook up seasonal colored treats without using dye, like red and green meth for Christmas. It'd be like Starbucks, but classier.

Johnny 5 is a-live!

Johnny 5 is a-live!

Especially resonant was the way in which the warped family dynamics interplay with the main character's pathologies, specifically when given her interactions with her mother's neuroses. The duality of feeding and attacking personalities vis-a-vis mother and daughter are far more frightening than anything in Carrie,…

Especially resonant was the way in which the warped family dynamics interplay with the main character's pathologies, specifically when given her interactions with her mother's neuroses. The duality of feeding and attacking personalities vis-a-vis mother and daughter are far more frightening than anything in Carrie,…

Pfft. More like Mitt Loaf.

Pfft. More like Mitt Loaf.

Although in retrospect, most of the credit should go towards Stephen Gammell's illustrative work on the series. The fashion in which he coats seemingly everyday objects in his trademark stringy, meaty viscera is a sight to behold. His use of chiarousco effects for ghostly spectres really stands out as the most…