highlyfunctioningtimtebow--disqus
HighlyFunctioningTimTebow
highlyfunctioningtimtebow--disqus

…so by being less informed by trailers and footage, and more informed by, what, second-hand conjecture? Reddit postings?…you've arrived at the opinion that the film looks like Wild Wild West?

I liked how the film put the wind up the rarefied 'Western' panoramics by placing the town in a giant mud shithole to match the gang's countenance.

I liked how the film put the wind up the rarefied 'Western' panoramics by placing the town in a giant mud shithole to match the gang's countenance.

You Got Lucky

You Got Lucky

Old white people's all I got.

Old white people's all I got.

Edison P.I.: Well, good chap, I suppose one such as yourself might say…
* Relinquishes Spectacles *
That the Cheese stands alone.
YEEEE OOOOLLLLDDDDDEEEEEE!

Edison P.I.: Well, good chap, I suppose one such as yourself might say…
* Relinquishes Spectacles *
That the Cheese stands alone.
YEEEE OOOOLLLLDDDDDEEEEEE!

*tsk tsk* Capy, Capy, I'm disappointed. a Smurf turns into a Smurfious so easily…

*tsk tsk* Capy, Capy, I'm disappointed. a Smurf turns into a Smurfious so easily…

Chuck Norris and I'll Kickstart this like a ratty old 4-stroke.

Chuck Norris and I'll Kickstart this like a ratty old 4-stroke.

This deserves a Rush Limbaugh gimmick account. Someone please make one?

This deserves a Rush Limbaugh gimmick account. Someone please make one?

* Mock Indignation * Oh yeah? Well I say that life is for the living, and so's Pee-Wee's Big Adventure!
…Flanders can have Big-Top Pee-Wee. And Cars 2.

* Mock Indignation * Oh yeah? Well I say that life is for the living, and so's Pee-Wee's Big Adventure!
…Flanders can have Big-Top Pee-Wee. And Cars 2.

I can't be bothered to look it up, but I'll defer to the general consensus, and chalk it up to playing entirely too much Saints Row: The Third, of which there are both copious naked dudes, and dildii.

I can't be bothered to look it up, but I'll defer to the general consensus, and chalk it up to playing entirely too much Saints Row: The Third, of which there are both copious naked dudes, and dildii.

Pfft. Prudes don't deserve the perverse sensibilities of Paul Rubens and Tim Burton combined. That's like wasting John Waters on Hairspray. What are we, Mormon boy scouts in Choir Practice?