I totally called them suicides too! …In, uh, T-Ball…
*Slumps shoulders, walks away*
*Christmas-Time Is Here plays*

@MichaelBurgin:disqus I'd buy that for a dollar. A Gremlins remake where the rat bastards eat people and are dudebros. They can wear tiny Tapout shirts, drink Smirnoff Ice and drive loaner BMWs.

@MichaelBurgin:disqus I'd buy that for a dollar. A Gremlins remake where the rat bastards eat people and are dudebros. They can wear tiny Tapout shirts, drink Smirnoff Ice and drive loaner BMWs.

It's already been done, in the early 90s film The Man Without a Face. Guess who Mel Gibson plays?

It's already been done, in the early 90s film The Man Without a Face. Guess who Mel Gibson plays?

Judging by his outfit, that "package they can't refuse" is apparently an unsolicited script for Magic Mike II that Blake's trying to get off the ground.

Judging by his outfit, that "package they can't refuse" is apparently an unsolicited script for Magic Mike II that Blake's trying to get off the ground.

The two are not unrelated…
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…to Chris Brown's future cellmate.

The two are not unrelated…
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…to Chris Brown's future cellmate.

Agreed. Bronies also scare me.

Agreed. Bronies also scare me.

wo-come tuh Erf.

wo-come tuh Erf.

…you listen to Mylo Xyloto while reading Mylo Xyloto.

…you listen to Mylo Xyloto while reading Mylo Xyloto.

Crash, by J G Ballard, author of Pederasty in Aviation Quarterly. Check it out at your local library if you want to wind up on an FBI watch-list somewhere.

Crash, by J G Ballard, author of Pederasty in Aviation Quarterly. Check it out at your local library if you want to wind up on an FBI watch-list somewhere.

…announces tour dates for Carcossa, Unknown Kadath, and Bakersfield.

…announces tour dates for Carcossa, Unknown Kadath, and Bakersfield.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus I did not know that. Still, totes ridic mental pic.