I’ve been thinking about death often. My brother died a few months ago from a heroin/benzo overdose. He turned me on to opiates, in turn I turned him onto H. Now he is dead, I blame myself, and I’m struggling to get clean. Suicide is a daily thought. I’ve struggled with alcoholism and addiction my entire life. I…

Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes.

The trendy dress that year was a denim vest attached to a tutu.

We can only hope.

And Kushner. And Pence. And Flynn. I really don’t understand how Jared still has a security clearance.

All you need to know is that they keep changing their stories, conveniently remembering when facts contradict them. First Sessions and now Junior.

In the real world, people remember when they meet with people from other countries. In Trump world, despite numerous stories swirling around about Russians, none of them remember their meetings with Russians until months later when other sources confirm them, because they themselves have left them off all…

It’s just gotten to the point that news like this just depresses me. It’s just another reminder of the kind of thing that’s supposed to obviously matter, but that obviously isn’t going to.

Don’t like the dress code for men? Then try do something about it. Don’t just complain about women objecting to theirs.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

“When I was born, doctors looked at my genitals and made assumptions about who I would be”

Well, that’s just stupid.

Your last paragraph ignores the fact that there are many, many people who manage to parent while working full time. If your “gold” resume lands in front of one of them, you’ll be laughed at heartily while being denied interviews.

Well, I know I feel safer here in this shining city on the hill, this beacon of freedom, this safe harbor for the wretched and yearning, this symbol that if you work hard you can achieve anything!

And he did pocket an ungodly amount of money for himself via inflating the value of Fyre by millions and selling those figures to investors who gave him the money. How did he spend it? On models and yachts for him and his bros. Even the women who worked for him weren’t allowed to go on the multiple trips to the…

Trump seems to be obsessed with women’s blood/women’s bleeding in a disturbing way. Has anyone else commented on this or consulted a psychological expert for further insight? Seriously.

“Grandparents, grandchildren, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, cousins, brothers-laws and sisters-in-law, fiancees or other extended family members,” which “are not considered to be close relationships.”

I loved this article!

I had no idea Matt was so young (and I always assumed the creator was a woman) and I’ve been reading his tumblr for a very long time. I really miss the glory days of Lindsay and Paris getting out of cars, legs akimbo and free-vaginaing it. Celebs getting arrested all over the place. T-MOBILE SIDEKICKS. Also the perfect…

“Emptying the tanks” was my favorite part of the commentary, because the poop wasn’t yet known. Hilarity ensues.