Guys this might come as a shock but...I think he might have been lying to us.

I admit to making a joke about this job above, but I also thought the timing was scarier following the London fire. Shoddy care for public housing, leads to tremendous tragedy and I can’t imagine that a person this unqualified (and in an organization run by someone who is also completely unqualified) will be able to…

I’d venture that it’d be more unusual for a world leader who DOESN’T mock Trump. I bet even Putin goofs on the dumbass.

thaaaaaaaank yoooooooou

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

Or to flip the narrative around:

He was quoting from a scene in Gone with the Wind where Miss Scarlett tells her elderly slave butler that he’s going to have to work in the fields now that they’re poor. What Maher said was the slave’s response.

Nicaragua isn’t in the Paris Accord because it doesn’t go far ENOUGH. They’re out for opposite reasons from us.

I believe that those of us who have decided not to procreate should be allotted a climate credit, and tax reduction.

If you’re wondering how the roll out for Katy Perry’s new album is going:

This will be a major storyline on the Kardashian shows next season.

My grandma got a sweatshirt from the local mall when she had walked a 100 miles, or something like that.

“Umbrella” might not have aged

You pretending to be impressed by that spoon trick is a real talent

If the Pope becomes this grumpy every time someone reminds him of all the people his institution abused, I feel like maybe he chose the wrong career?

Impaired driving is impaired driving. I don’t care if it’s booze, Percocet or anything else - if you are even slightly impaired, don’t get behind the wheel.

Queen Elizabeth II has a much firmer grasp of history, appropriateness, military sacrifice and compassion then every single member of this miserable grifter band.

Sigh. Jaden. What an entitled, uneducated little prick. If the hotel kicked you out, I’m sure it was for good reason.

I put this up on the fusion article about Koosh, but wanted to post it to the Slot as well, because this is my favorite site on the internet.

This season hasn’t been my favorite (I miss the team being together!), but more Veep is never a bad thing. JLD & co. can keep doing this forever as far as I’m concerned.