I would absolutely promote suspicious bullshit for $250k, esp if I got to delete it later. But no one is asking me :P

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t…

I can’t get over how everyone speaking about this FYRE fiasco keep talking about people being “safe”. You can almost hear the hushed tones around the word. Give me a break. A day or two stuck on an island in the Bahamas with apparently no water or plumbing system admittedly sounds awful, but I really don’t think…

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

As an Ohioan, I’m weirded out by this. You sat down for dinner with one family (who exhibit questionable taste in tablecloths). You’re the creator of Facebook. You have to know how ridiculously performative this looks. If you’re seriously interested in understanding why Ohio dems voted for Trump, you have other, less…

Reputable people cost money though. I’m sure one of the dudebros on staff had a half semester of event planning and that was good enough!

$$$$. His previous project was setting up a (redundant unnecessary) concierge card for trust fund babies, so I’m sure he also pulled out the “I know important people” card. And never, ever forget the confidence of a supremely mediocre white man born into money.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

He looked very basic. Why was he a heartthrob? I know y’all were high as fuck back then on cocaine, so that probably explains it.

Surely the sexy trifecta you refer to is this one (Which looks like it could also serve as the opening credit for Law & Order: NAFTA)

This is the speech pattern that grandpa has right before you have the uncomfortable conversation where you tell him he can’t live by himself anymore.

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)

How is it even permissible for her to choose to stay in NYC if it costs tax payers 1 million a week? All that money could be going to health care, immigration, the hungry, it could do a lot of good in NY.

I don’t think any of these people have ever been embarrassed for a moment in their lives.

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit and they pissed their pants with rage at the “disrespect?”

It’s weird that everyone who decides not to have children must add a footnote that they don’t hate kids.