What a stupid waste of money.

The best moment of the Oscars was John Mulaney recapping Field of Dreams. Is that even in dispute?

X owner Elon Musk is dreaming of a world where people ditch their cell phones and instead make audio and video calls on the social media platform.

Maybe give it more than 6 episodes next time?

“Most audience members were surprised by the ending, which set up a continuation of the story.”

Has anyone tried dropping a large cartoon anvil on Mr Zavlav or lacing his lunch with earthquake pills?

I must not cum. Cum is the penis-killer. Cum is the little-death that brings total ejaculation. I will face my cum. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the cum has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Usul, we have men sticking their dicks into the popcorn sandworm the likes of which even God has never seen.

A human would remain in the novelty popcorn bucket and endure the pain.

Robbie’s Barbie was, for the most part, the straight-woman, setting up Gosling and to a lesser extent Ferrera, who get the big, broad and/or meaty stuff. Her Barbie doesn’t really get any big performative moments — in a different movie, the monologue about women’s expectations would’ve gone to her, not America…

No, it doesn’t

Honestly, god help anyone who says ANYTHING about her if we’re referring to that Jo Koy joke as “cringe-worthy.” It was not a good joke. It was barely a joke. But my goodness, is it being blown so absurdly out of proportion. “Taylor Swift is dating an NFL star and gets shown on TV a bunch.” Oh, what a diss to Tay-Tay.…

Repeatedly highlighting how much this guy sucked at this dumb gig really isn’t doing anybody any favors. It’s unnecessarily mean to a relative unknown, and I’d think AV Club writers would have at least a little empathy for people who aren’t funny but are desperately trying to be so on a bigger stage than their skills…

I mean, who else could match Taylor’s Swift’s enormous dominance of pop music?

This all sucks but are you seriously trying to claim that the general public has never speculated loudly about a public figure’s sexuality? This has been been going on consistently for at least the last 100 years and probably since the dawn of time.

I didn’t think the Taylor Swift joke was bad.

What’s a Ziwe?

I like Maron’s view on these jokes, especially Rife's apology with the special needs helmet - it’s so fucking hack. We’re kind of doing a disservice to the shittiness of the jokes by talking about whether or not they’re “offensive.” They’re just examples of middle of the road hack comedy. That should be the story, and…

I can’t stand period movies/tv shows that inject modern music, especially in things like ballroom scenes.