What We Do In The Shadows! Finally!

You can’t improve a song that shitty no matter what you do with it. It’s not worth it. Just sing it the normal boring way and don’t be slow and meandering because people want to see the damn cars turn left.

Minor headline correction. The figurehead goes on the bow. The helm is where you steer the ship.

All of this fuss over a Bananarama cover?

Why would anyone look at 2023-era Johnny Depp and think “I wanna smell like THAT guy!” He... does not look hygienic.

How is someone who looks like they smell like rotten cabbage and rolled in garbage to get dressed worth a $20 million or even $1 million fragrance deal?

100% of the time that guy looks like he’d be sticky if you touched him. Not sure how that translates into “I want to smell like that dude looks”.

Why the fuck does this matter when Netflix allowed Graham Hancock to spew absolute bullshit for six episodes and it became a top ten show?

““He thinks it’s funny to call up Alex Jones and say, ‘Suck my titties.’”

It is.  More people should do this.  Flood his phone lines.

Crowned. The word is “crowned”.

So she’s going to be Millie Bobby Brown-Bongiovi? If they name their first child Madonna or Prince they’ll have a good chunk of 80's pop covered.

lol at this sounded great on paper remark.  It never sounded great on paper.

Fuck the haters, I’m a millennial of a certain age and I am here for this shit.

The Internet really broke concert ticketing by opening the door to scalpers and bots from around the entire fucking planet, and there’s no putting that genie back in the bottle. Before that, the only way you could really game the system was by calling TicketMaster/TicketTron in that remote city/state to buy tickets,…

It’s not just a banger of a song and a dance sequence, it’s a pivotal moment in the relationship of the two leads (and one of the supporting characters) and the lyrics (at least based on my reading of the English translation of the original) wonderfully express the theme of celebrating and revelling in your heritage,…

We, like everyone else watching, were rooting for Rih Rih to win.

I’m still miffed that it lost the Best Picture Oscar to Birdman.

How fucking fragile could you be? I took it as self referential “humor” about his own hypocrisy of doing drugs while questioning big pharma who are plenty guilty of other human travesties. Have we gotten so fucking sensitive we can;t tolerate a single thing that deviates from our politics? We melt when we hear a…

Selena Gomez is better than all of this & really should not be posting on social media & CERTAINLY not reading the comments. Really no one should &  I say that as someone who is currently writing a comment