Attorneys General

Why is this a video?

I’m not sure a giveaway of tens of thousands of dollars to the middle and upper classes is all that popular among certain voters. But I haven’t seen the polling data on that. Might not be the political slam dunk you’re suggesting.

The most surprising thing to me out of all of this is those that are dead serious about defending the Smiths. I really just cant and will never get it!?!?!??!??!?!?!?

And to think Jezebel was worried about *white people* weighing in...

If you think only white women are posting takes about the slap on social media, you’re following way too many white women.

I doubt something normal like that ever occurred to him.

It would have better if this Instagram post said he called Chris and personally apologized for his behavior. End of story. Instead he moans on about how his bad behavior affected him. This sounds like the same lame self involved social media apology that seems to be the norm these days.

What I’d really REALLY like is a statement that the offender reached out to the recipient directly to offer his apology, and leave it at that - a private matter.  Fin.

#JezebelSoInsufferable

Did not like The Power of the Dog. Snoozefest despite strong performances. Will probably win, but no one will watch it a year from now. I actually really liked Don’t Look Up. The horribly truthful absurdity of where we are politically right now. I expect the film will gain traction as a cult favorite in the years to…

Cupcakes have too much goddamn frosting. That’s the problem. Cut the frosting, no hack necessary.

I’ve never seen porn with zero foreplay.

It was not easy to jerk off to this list, but damnit, I tried my best.

It was a thoughtless comment but far from an ‘attack’. Do we have to blow everything out of proportion and describe it in exaggerated terms? 

Being set in 2002 makes this movie a period piece in two senses!

Sounds like something a giant spider planning to drop down from the sky this summer would say. 

What kind of fake news is this? What about the third type of person who isn’t a psycho and just eats their fries in between bites of burger until both are gone?

Really? you’ve never heard of The Roots? 

I laughed for 30 seconds straight.  My wife thought I had finally broken.  Fucking hilarious and twisted.  I was hoping when they did the flash-forward that Lionel would still be blue LOL.