It would have better if this Instagram post said he called Chris and personally apologized for his behavior. End of story. Instead he moans on about how his bad behavior affected him. This sounds like the same lame self involved social media apology that seems to be the norm these days.

What I’d really REALLY like is a statement that the offender reached out to the recipient directly to offer his apology, and leave it at that - a private matter.  Fin.

#JezebelSoInsufferable

Did not like The Power of the Dog. Snoozefest despite strong performances. Will probably win, but no one will watch it a year from now. I actually really liked Don’t Look Up. The horribly truthful absurdity of where we are politically right now. I expect the film will gain traction as a cult favorite in the years to…

Cupcakes have too much goddamn frosting. That’s the problem. Cut the frosting, no hack necessary.

I’ve never seen porn with zero foreplay.

It was not easy to jerk off to this list, but damnit, I tried my best.

It was a thoughtless comment but far from an ‘attack’. Do we have to blow everything out of proportion and describe it in exaggerated terms? 

Being set in 2002 makes this movie a period piece in two senses!

Sounds like something a giant spider planning to drop down from the sky this summer would say. 

What kind of fake news is this? What about the third type of person who isn’t a psycho and just eats their fries in between bites of burger until both are gone?

Really? you’ve never heard of The Roots? 

I laughed for 30 seconds straight.  My wife thought I had finally broken.  Fucking hilarious and twisted.  I was hoping when they did the flash-forward that Lionel would still be blue LOL.

Good riddance.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee

And Pancakes have such a limited window where they’re genuinely good. Yes, there is that delicious bite where the butter is almost liquid and the pancake has just started to absorb the syrup but is still fluffy; but wait another minute and it’s just a soggy mess.

Surprised the cop didn’t shoot at it since it’s black.

None of them are worth eating now. They’ve all gone completely downhill since they stopped making them out of real Girl Scouts.

in the top five of all time with The Weeknd’s performance last year

I bet they’re happy about the likes and RTs they got by complaining about it, so call it a wash